ozzy ozzy ozzy oi oi oi

8 weeks into our ozzy experience and we are still in melbourne juggling between the crazy weather of sun and blinding heat and flash floods and cold cold nights! about a week ago, me and dan got stranded in the library while hale stones the size of golf balls came pelting down! when we decided to leg it to the underground, we had to wade knee deep through flood across the road! then when on the train we saw that one of the stations roof had been pelted through and the whole place was flooded! it was a very very long journey home that day!

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other then that it has been 3 days hot, 3 days cold then 3 days hot etc its so confuddling! :-\

we have just moved into our lovely share house in st kilda, (the center of everything). we share with a girl called Sarah and her cat Fanta who have both been very nice and friendly. we are enjoying having a social life again, maybe a little too much as on monday night after champagne tasting at my new job i went out and found myself dancing on the table in the middle of a drag show. Its not all boozing though unfortunately, I am juggling 3 jobs in one go and dan is a milk man!!!! yep you cant make this stuff up! 

We are both working at the formula 1 at the end of march and hope to have enough money to move up to port Douglas after that, where the beach is golden and the sea is.......well not as bloody freezing as it is in melbourne! 

just seen on the news that there is a 2.5m long shark swimming in the bay near our house arrrrgggggg!!!! oh and for all the animal lovers there is a family of possums living in our tree in the back garden who arnt very photogenic but still its worth a go! 

delayed flight

when we got to Singapore airport, we discovered that our already tight flight plan had just been abolished as our Singapore-Sydney flight was delayed by 2 hours meaning that we would miss our Sydney-Melbourne flight without a doubt. this bad news just about set the tone for the day. as we hadn't booked all through the same air line, quantas would not compensate us at all! no offer to change flight, no room for the night, nothing! we were just dumped in Sydney with nowhere to stay. we ended up having to fork out $250 for the flight and $200 for a room + taxi to and from the hotel. this sort of money would have had to last us 2-3 weeks so we are now very much out of pocket :-( 

we did make it to Melbourne in the end though if not a little late and we are going through the process of sorting out our holiday insurance with no help from Quantas what so ever! 

anyway we are in australia safe and absolutely loving it! staying with Matt and steph is great! and we even went on a camping weekend with them which was oodles of ozzy fun! 

so now we are looking for jobs to help our finance situation. the blogs will not be half as interesting from now until june so will probably start writting again then. i might even get dan to write a few! lots of love to everyone xxxx

hostel hunting

When it got to 07:00 am we decided to make our way into the city using the super cheap, super effective underground system. When in the centre we found our hostel about 3kms away from where we were dropped off. It was a small scummy place on the 4th floor but it only cost about 5 pounds each (which is really good for Singapore) we waited and waited and waited in the reception for someone to check us in and finally fell to sleep on the couch. we woke up at 10:30 to find that there was still nobody at work! we waited until about 11:30 and decided to leave. nobody was manning the building, anyone come get into the building and leave un noticed, and it generally seemed like a place where we may catch a disease of some sort.

 

We wondered up the street to the next one to find a friendly woman behind the desk willing to check us in to her place for around the same price! It was also quite a weird place though, an open air dorm on the roof top with all the noise of the traffic (basically a terrace that has been scuffed up a bit and someone crammed about 10 bunk beds onto it) our room was about 3m by 3m with 3 bunk beds in it we were crammed in like sardines and unfortunately shared dorm with a rather pungent smelling individual. None the less this was our home fo the next 2 days and oh what a good sleep we had that day!

 

We went to the zoo which was a delightful day out. its like a safari park which you go round on foot. everything was so free range and you would look up to find monkeys playing in the trees above your head. We went to all the shows including feeding the polar bears (which were in a tank thank god because they were huge!!!!), the elephant show (a bit commercial but i love all elephants so loved it) the jungle fights back show ( a cringing experience where we endured half an hour of terrible acting about how humans are destroying wild habitats, a worthy subject but just awful awful acting!) and finally the sea lion show which reminded me of one of my favorite memories at sea world Florida with a performance from these amazing animals! we also saw white tigers, pygmy hippos, white rhinos, chimps, orangutans, giraffe, lion all that you would expect from a good quality zoo. after the zoo we tested Singapore's finest and cheapest foods at one of the infamous food markets. sprig rolls all the way.  

hay long bay

on our 3rd day in Hanoi we went on a day trip to visit Hay long bay. its an amazing place, so picturesque and peaceful, we just sailed around all day stopping at caves fishing docks and islands and trying to stay warm, yes the weather was still bad but at least it didnt rain! this was also the point when i realised that i had no warm clothes whatso ever so wore........1 vest top, 2 t-shirts, 2 long sleeve t-shirts, a zip up jumper, 2 scarfs, 2 pairs of trousers, leggings, 2 pairs of socks etc i was still cold!!! the last few months of sunning and constant sweating must have turned me into a wimp! 

Nonetheless it was a lovely way to spend the day. I kept imagining seeing Jeromy Clarkson come zooming round one of the islets in his home made motor bike boat. 

After some last minuit shopping and organising, we were ready for our flight to singapore. We landed at 11:30 pm so decided to wait around until 06:00am at the air port so that we could save ourselves 20 pound on acomedation and 15 pounds on transport. This seemed like a flawless plan but the reality hit at 04:00am when i had had no sleep and nothing but a cold floor to sleep on. it is so hot in Singapore so everywhere blasts the aircon out at a rediculous level making sleeping conditions unbarable. I gave up and bought a hot chocolate in one of the cafe's and fell asleep in the chair whilst clutching my hot drink. They didnt seem to mind so i just stayed there all night. When dan finally woke up from his position on the floor he came and joined me, that boy can sleep anywhere!!! in the early hours, we chatting to a retired american RAF man who had alot of exciting stories to share and to stop us from going insane!

vietnam

Sorry that it has been so long. Being in the land of the Viet Kong meant that face book was banned so there wasn't much point of going on the internet. So where were we????? Nah Trang???

Its a nice place but like i said, its rubbish when it rains. We decided to take it easy, read, sleep and generally be lazy for 2 days, before continuing our journey to Hoian.

The night buses are an ingenious invention!! basically bunk beds on a coach at slight angles so that as many as possible can be crammed in. The only down side that i can think of is the fact that they are so narrow that you cant turn on your side and they are made from leather so that when you wake up, your face is glued to the seat and makes that horrible burning feeling all over your skin when you move. Apart from that they were brilliant and saved us a lot of money on accommodation. We met a nice American (didn't know they existed) (joke) called Joe we actually continued to bump into him in every destination and sleep in the next bed to him on 3 different occasions, this was either coincidence or we had a friendly stalker on our hands.

We rocked up in Hoian at about 05:00 am in the rain and about 1 mile out of town. The walk was long and wet with our backpacks on and we were fed up from a bumpy nights sleep. I could see that we were in a bad position to get ripped off for a room so I took control with a soggy moody Dan following me. We eventually got sorted with a niceish room in the center of town that resembled a bathroom with entire walls covered in tiles.

After a sleep we went shopping and found a bargain place to get a suit tailor made for Dan. I also fell in love with a design of a coat so they threw that in as well as 2 shirts and shoes (all tailor fitted and made) for around 60 pounds. Absolute bargain!! after a day or 2 in Hoian we realized that there really inst much more to do then shop and we could feel ourselves crumbling and making excuses as to why we need certain clothes, shoes etc so we scarpered sharpish.

We visited Hue for 6 hours on our way to Hanoi which was lovely, we saw many temples which were reminiscent of Chinese temples. Unfortunately, a lot of them had been bombed during the war so it was a contrast of feelings between beauty of architect and anxiety of destruction.

We reached Hanoi the next day with Joe and went in search of a hotel. I think we have just about got the hang of dealing with hagglers now and we approached the situation expertly. Not showing too much aggression but still being firm. saying "would you kindly piss off". Anyway we discovered that the lonely planet lies about the prices of hotels so we took the situation into our own hands and we found a top notch place with a tv and everything! for a reasonable price, (after haggling with the giggly 14 year old girl on reception.)

Hanoi is an amazing place, it is so easy to get lost so if you have enough time it is great to just wonder around all the little streets taking in the sights and the smells. One thing did shock me about Hanoi and that was, driving down the street we saw a pile of dead dogs! still fully intact, heads, tails and all. we asked the taxi driver and they were indeed being prepared to go into a stew or soup or something! we didn't see any crickets so Claire and ed, the bets off! (we had a dare that if Dan ate dog, i would have to eat cricket!) we saw all sorts of other gruesome foods on the way like brain, balls, intestine spider etc none of which looked in the least bit appertising. i think i will stick to exotic fruits.

good mornign Vietnam!!!

After enduring a painful bus journey in which Dan had to put up with some old Cambodians bum stuck right in his face the whole way and i had taken some advice from Ed to take some tablets to stop a vomiting spell i had, which made me so fidgety and restless that there was not a hope in hell of falling to sleep and my legs were in a constant twitch. We made it to Siam reap 7 hours later, all a little flustered but ready to see some temples! we found a really good hotel with two double beds, an on suit and a TV for only $6 so that was.......$3 per couple (bargain!) i think we spent our first night watching tele and laughing at rubbish American film called "direct contact?" i don't recommend it!

The next morning it was up and out early for some serious temple tours! angkor wat is so amazing it looks like old Aztec ruins but about 30 times the size! We went to big temples, little temples, 200 year old temples, and 600 year old temples, temples with trees growing from them.......... and so on. By the end we were templed out and ready for some beers! The town in Siam reap is great! and the beer only cost 13p so we had lots to compensate. At about 1 o'clock we found ourselves boogying in some seedy nightclub surrounded by Cambodians watching and mimicking our stupid dancing to the YMCA and other tasteful tunes including the spice girls etc.......

We spent the next day feeling sorry for ourselves hung over drinking coffee and mooching round markets, i bought the most adorable antique wooden elephant puppet which i am currently trying my hardest not to break in my tightly compact back pack. Then we said our good byes to Claire and Ed who had decided to stay for a week or so to do some volunteer work. We, on the other hand were off to Vietnam!!!

We....(i) decided it was a good plan to go by public transport to the nearest border crossing rather then the usual tourist route going back through Phnom Penn on a 12 hour long bus. Our plan was flawless until we got to the crossing and it became obvious that they had never dealt with a foreign passport and kept us waiting for ages till they figured it out! Then when on the other side there were no busses only one lonely man offering us a ride to the nearest town for $25!!!! We had no choice as this was all there was apart from walking. When at the bus station it took 6 changes of busses (where nobody spoke a word of English and we only knew 2 words hello and thank you) finally we made it to Saigon which was buzzing with thousands of motor bikes... literally coating the streets and the pavements. Luckily we got off the bus in the right place despite being completely oblivious and overwhelmed by it all. We found a guest house and explored the streets.

Saigon is a great place (really busy) but there is a good atmosphere about it and we were able to spend hours window shopping, eating weird and wonderful foods and wondering around markets and museums. after a couple of days we booked an open ticket where you basically have a month to get up to Hanoi with as many stops and as much time as you like, our first stop was nha trang which is nice but it has been rainy and cloudy since we got here and with it being a beach side city there isn't much to do. Tonight we leave for Hoian then Hue then Hanoi and Haylong bay before leaving for Singapore on the 27th. 

change of plan

So our plan was to sit back, relax and pamper in the south of Thailand for a month before finding jobs and working our socks off in oz.

We made a snap decision and change of plan to go to Cambodia and Vietnam instead.....what can i say we love this traveling millarky! so here we are after a immense 24 + hour straight journey on a bus-boat-bus from KO Tao all the way to Sihnoukeville in Cambodia! its really authentically Asian here which is a big change from the commercial south Thailand where you have anything and everything ready at your hotel.

me Dan ed and Claire were staying in dirt cheap guest house jobbies again, just the way i like it! after a couple of a booze ups and a visit to a crazy snake farm, we decided to push on to Rabbit island.

It was another short 6 hour bus to the ferry (a little wooden boat with a motorbike engine) when we reached our destination it was like heaven! nothing but jungle, sand and a couple of bamboo huts! we heard that you had to catch and cook your own food. so we were pleasantly surprised when we saw a food hut which served fresh crab and fish. the island was so perfect, so chilled and best of all nearly deserted! we swam around for a while and a big school group made there way over by boat and started swimming with us. The children were between 6-12 and they were so much fun! we were all playing games, splashing around, taking under water photos and generally looking after these poor kids for the afternoon. I really want to do some volunteer work even more now as this was a little taster of how fun and enthusiastic these kids are!

In the evening we sat round, ate whole crab and drank 2 bottles of rum between us! Dan disappeared off to the sea for 5 mins then came back with something glowing on his hand....... it was glowing plankton which is really rare and only happens at certain times of month when the weather is just right! the 4 of us ran down to the sea and the waves were glowing. I remembered the scene off the beach and decided to go for a swim! it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen in my entire life!!! it was like the water was alive! every time you move the twinkling lights shine... we all swam around for hours trying different things like standing still then splashing as much as you can, or swimming underwater and seeing if you could track the movements. the next morning we all felt like it was a dream.... we dint want to leave but phenom penh was beckoning!

this must be underwater love...

After the Christmas drinks, followed by a day of hangover fun on boxing day, we had the following day to get acquainted with scuba diving! We met our group of Linda, Ally, Sweaty (Kris) and Ted, and our well sound instructor called Guy, had a rather tedious afternoon of watching very cheesy diving videos, a bit of dive theory, and getting to know what we would be expecting. This was followed by a could of drinks with our team, then a fairly early night considering we had to be back up at 8 for more video watching and our exam!

We sat through the cheesy videos again, did some last minute revision, and sat the exam. Roz did a sterling job with 88% but i was teachers pet with 100%!! Get in! After this we got to go diving for the first time! Even if it was in a swimming pool... We practiced assembling equipment, breathing underwater, mask clearing, and regulator removal and finding. It is amazing how hungry this can make you, so we heading down the road to a Korean barbecue, which basically consists of all you can eat meat and noodles, and a mini barbie on the table in front of you and you just keep on cooking as much as you want! It was genius!! So with a belly full of meat we rolled down the hill and had another early night, as next day we had to be up a 7am!!

Day 3 of scuba training was into the sea! So after a quick briefing we got on the boat and headed for our first dive site, called twin peaks. We were heading down to 12m today and going through more practicing of skills underwater including buoyancy control, mask clearing, fin pivots and equalizing the pressure in our ears. After that we went for a quick swim around the coral, saw loads of fish and even a moray eel! Another dive in the afternoon was much the same, but more swimming and fish spotting! Same same again in the evening with food and sleep!!

The final day of diving was just a half day, with 2 more dives but this time down to 18m... it's weird but it feels a lot deeper than that when you look up and see people way up over head swimming above you! We had a camera man with us today so he would film us playing around underwater, practicing our final manouvers and swimming with fish! We saw blue spotted stingray, boxfish, barracuda and loads of others! That night we watched our video and was going to buy one but for 50 quid we could afford, we decided to buy one between the group and copy it!! So that was it, we are now qualified divers!!

The next day was new years, so we had a well deserved lie in, met up with Clare and Ed who we met in Chiang Mae, and headed over to Koh pha ngan for the full moon party!! The island was absolutely heaving with partiers, but after fighting our way through the crowds we bought the obligatory glow paint and started adorning our faces! You can see the photos we took on flickr (link from this page top left) and you'll see how messy we got! After earning a couple of beers painting randoms, we headed to the beach for the carnage, and managed to avoid the special buckets (laced with magic mushrooms!!) and danced like loons until the countdown began! Fireworks were explodign everywhere and it really was a sight to behold! We carried on partying for a couple more hours then somehow managed to find a quiet spot for a quick nap, before the ferry took us back to Koh Tao. And rest...! After a shower of course!

After new years, more beaching, and we have now decided to not bother with the rest of the Thai islands, cus Koh Tao was so amazing and have opted to head back north and spent our next month through Cambodia, Laos and Vietnam!! And so right now we are waiting for our night boat back to the mainland and into another adventure!!

christmas

So after waiting for a couple of hours, we finally got checked in to

our room. It was a nice little hut but we were expecting something a

little more fancy-schmantzy considering how much we had paid... Roz

decided to go and have a word with the management and got us a serious

upgrade! After unpacking and a well needed shower we signed up for our

scuba course, but I needed to get a checkup from the doc so we headed

into town. After being certified (sane) by dr dive, we went for a swim

in what can only be described as crystal clear water! You can still

see your feet when you're up to your neck! As it was Xmas eve, we

thought we'd go take a look round the shops for presents, but

everything in the shop was same same... So we spent our money on a

couple of beers and sat out by the pool!

After tea, we wandered around town for a couple more drinks, watched

some fireworks, and headed to bed. It had been a looooong day!

Christmas day! Neither of us could believe it was here already,

doesn't seem like 2 minutes since we first landed in India when

Christmas was miles off! We wanted xmas dinner but after seeing the

prices we decided against it! We heard rumours that a bar down the

beach was serving turkey, stuffing and cranberry sarnies so raced down

there to get our fix! After a belly full of turkey and a few beers,

and hours sunbathing and swimming, we did the obligatory family phone

calls then got showered and headed back out to finish of the night

properly! We eventually ran out of money so stumbled home singing Xmas

songs, and home alone was on tv! Perfect Christmas day!

trip to ko tao

Another long day of travel before we reached the shore of chumphon, (a

sleepy little town which revolves around sending forangs off to ko

Tao.) we got onto our boat which was set to sail throughout the night

and reach the island at 5am. As we got on the boat it felt like more

of a cargo boat then anything else, we were all crammed into a little

room with bunk beds and pillows on the floor. It was all very cosey

but a bed nonetheless!!!

We met some weird, crazy pot heads from England. I am sure that the guy had fake dread locks which made him even more pathitic! When the boat set off we all went to the top of

the boat for a few drinks and some stat gazing. There was litterally

everything on this boat, mopeds, crates of water, metal tables stacked

up so high and not tied to anything and great big tanks of gasoline.

We only had about 1m2 to sit, when the boat reached the open ocean, it

all got extremely rocky and we all got very sick. Some were sick over

the side and we all went to bed sharpish! I woke up at about 3 with a

Thai man snoring in my ear who had rolled onto my bed and too drunk to

notice. All in all it wasn't the romantic boat trip we had in mind but

hey this is Thailand, anything can happen.

When we reached dry land we found our lux apartment for our special

Christmas treat and watched the sun rise on our lovely little island.